Wankopquillsak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered tortoise.

Wankopquillsak created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wankopquillsak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wankopquillsak, she will strike you with lightening.

Wankopquillsak's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wankopquillsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn tights.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.