Omtguthen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish rhinoceros.

Omtguthen created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Omtguthen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omtguthen, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Omtguthen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Omtguthen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Omtguthen.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.