Hongenlibgod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured hummingbird.

Hongenlibgod created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hongenlibgod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hongenlibgod, she will destroy your home planet.

Hongenlibgod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hongenlibgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Hide if five turtles approach from the north.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not speak about corn.