Ontyogmil is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, conceited
hare.
Ontyogmil created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ontyogmil, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ontyogmil, he will turn you into a tree.
Ontyogmil's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Ontyogmil's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never think about optics.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.
5. Never paint your chest magenta.