Dudcudvil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing crane.

Dudcudvil created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcudvil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dudcudvil, it will think nothing of it.

Dudcudvil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dudcudvil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Run away if six birds approach from the west.

4. Never sit in the presence of dolphins.

5. Never leap in holy places.