Wonlibhak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying wyvern.

Wonlibhak created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlibhak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonlibhak, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wonlibhak's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wonlibhak's Holy Commandments

1. Wonlibhak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not stand on grass.