Wabpinflan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing snail.

Wabpinflan created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wabpinflan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wabpinflan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wabpinflan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wabpinflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Wabpinflan.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Worship no other gods but Wabpinflan.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wabpinflan.