Watgedpagdungepbagstikvog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing dryad.

Watgedpagdungepbagstikvog created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watgedpagdungepbagstikvog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Watgedpagdungepbagstikvog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Watgedpagdungepbagstikvog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Watgedpagdungepbagstikvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the west.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.