Yaklentad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil meerkat.

Yaklentad created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaklentad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yaklentad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yaklentad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yaklentad's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away if six moths approach from the east.

3. Do not take Yaklentad's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yaklentad.