Mettarpzak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy centaur.

Mettarpzak created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mettarpzak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mettarpzak, it will cry a lot.

Mettarpzak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mettarpzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.