Gamnillgam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable skunk.

Gamnillgam created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamnillgam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gamnillgam, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gamnillgam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gamnillgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing fawn hats.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Gamnillgam loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never run near badgers.