Bembagtin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong goblin.

Bembagtin created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembagtin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bembagtin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bembagtin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bembagtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Never talk about asteroids.