Metwonflag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish giraffe.

Metwonflag created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metwonflag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Metwonflag, she will not care at all.

Metwonflag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Metwonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.