Poglaprill is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing wren.

Poglaprill created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poglaprill, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Poglaprill, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Poglaprill's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Poglaprill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Poglaprill.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing white kilts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your arms.