Flymatkenwodlegsincan Nurlquartmonnakkam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking crane.

Flymatkenwodlegsincan Nurlquartmonnakkam created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flymatkenwodlegsincan Nurlquartmonnakkam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flymatkenwodlegsincan Nurlquartmonnakkam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flymatkenwodlegsincan Nurlquartmonnakkam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flymatkenwodlegsincan Nurlquartmonnakkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing mauve rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Hide if six swans approach from the south.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.