Fabbudbesswadhig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty fish.

Fabbudbesswadhig created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbudbesswadhig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fabbudbesswadhig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fabbudbesswadhig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fabbudbesswadhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide if nine cats approach from the south.