Botmidhug is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid dugong.

Botmidhug created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Botmidhug, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Botmidhug, she will manifest in front of you.

Botmidhug's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Botmidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.

2. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing purple dresses and balancing nine copper spheres on your neck.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.