Queegcamrilkab is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, deceitful
tapir.
Queegcamrilkab created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Queegcamrilkab, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Queegcamrilkab, it will be mildly annoyed.
Queegcamrilkab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Queegcamrilkab's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never look at dwarf planets.
3. Erect four gold sculptures of Queegcamrilkab on top of important buildings.
4. Never talk about black holes.
5. Always take life seriously.