Pibventof is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient weasel.

Pibventof created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibventof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibventof, she will turn you into a rock.

Pibventof's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pibventof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.