Benfublist is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able zebra.

Benfublist created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benfublist, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Benfublist, it will be very unhappy.

Benfublist's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Benfublist's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Benfublist on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Never talk about ants.