Benfublist is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, able
zebra.
Benfublist created dark matter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Benfublist, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Benfublist, it will be very unhappy.
Benfublist's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Benfublist's Holy Commandments1. Never write about dark energy.
2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Benfublist on top of important buildings.
3. Do not kill tapirs.
4. Never paint your face orange.
5. Never talk about ants.