Cipbedbasswigomthud is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain bat.

Cipbedbasswigomthud created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipbedbasswigomthud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cipbedbasswigomthud, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cipbedbasswigomthud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cipbedbasswigomthud's Holy Commandments

1. Cipbedbasswigomthud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipbedbasswigomthud.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always stare at clouds.