Cipbedbasswigomthud is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, vain
bat.
Cipbedbasswigomthud created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cipbedbasswigomthud, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cipbedbasswigomthud, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Cipbedbasswigomthud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Cipbedbasswigomthud's Holy Commandments1. Cipbedbasswigomthud must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipbedbasswigomthud.
4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Always stare at clouds.