Wig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, flying crow.

Wig created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing magenta rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing brown shorts and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.