Didbimbit is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful
guinea pig.
Didbimbit created the Sun nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Didbimbit, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Didbimbit, she will send you a sign.
Didbimbit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Didbimbit's Holy Commandments1. You must love Didbimbit.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Always obey Didbimbit's priests.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never write about amino acids.