Dossbedcedpidstik Cadhadfenpon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental goose.

Dossbedcedpidstik Cadhadfenpon created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossbedcedpidstik Cadhadfenpon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dossbedcedpidstik Cadhadfenpon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dossbedcedpidstik Cadhadfenpon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dossbedcedpidstik Cadhadfenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Dossbedcedpidstik Cadhadfenpon in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dossbedcedpidstik Cadhadfenpon on top of all buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never hurt snakes.