Dotvigmigdamtundapmet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating hummingbird.

Dotvigmigdamtundapmet created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotvigmigdamtundapmet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dotvigmigdamtundapmet, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dotvigmigdamtundapmet's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dotvigmigdamtundapmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.