Bepbidhit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart capybara.

Bepbidhit created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bepbidhit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepbidhit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bepbidhit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bepbidhit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bepbidhit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fast once a month.