Dapgidtig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous tortoise.

Dapgidtig created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgidtig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dapgidtig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dapgidtig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dapgidtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Always obey Dapgidtig's priests.

5. Never hurt mice.