Jadbadceb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy gnu.

Jadbadceb created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbadceb, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadbadceb, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jadbadceb's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jadbadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Never wear magenta shirts.

3. Run away if nine swans approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.