Yakgeppib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional goat.

Yakgeppib created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgeppib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yakgeppib, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yakgeppib's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yakgeppib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.