Sugyartkop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong weasel.

Sugyartkop created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugyartkop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sugyartkop, it will laugh at you.

Sugyartkop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sugyartkop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing gray corsets and balancing four silicon spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about dark matter near rats while wearing red kilts.

4. You must love Sugyartkop.

5. Erect three carbon sculptures of Sugyartkop on top of important buildings.