Baglegrendanzogdin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing human.

Baglegrendanzogdin created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Baglegrendanzogdin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Baglegrendanzogdin, she will turn you into a plant.

Baglegrendanzogdin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Baglegrendanzogdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Always help pigs.