Straghotyar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing beaver.

Straghotyar created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Straghotyar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Straghotyar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Straghotyar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Straghotyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Retreat if three rats approach from the south.

4. Hide from purple capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.