Cemlimmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring lobster.

Cemlimmat created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemlimmat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cemlimmat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cemlimmat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cemlimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Never sit in autumn.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.