Pagomtfenbun Henfebfob is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic mouse.

Pagomtfenbun Henfebfob created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagomtfenbun Henfebfob, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagomtfenbun Henfebfob, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pagomtfenbun Henfebfob's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pagomtfenbun Henfebfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not take Pagomtfenbun Henfebfob's name in vain.

5. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing gray boots.