Cutcuthiv is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful dog.

Cutcuthiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcuthiv, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cutcuthiv, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cutcuthiv's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cutcuthiv's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cutcuthiv five times a day.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never paint your back fawn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.