Nullrulyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish mole.

Nullrulyarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullrulyarp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nullrulyarp, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nullrulyarp's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nullrulyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if nine ants approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not covet oxen.