Bogkingancetfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental manatee.

Bogkingancetfed created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogkingancetfed, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogkingancetfed, it will think nothing of it.

Bogkingancetfed's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bogkingancetfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bogkingancetfed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not drink alcohol.