Kapsadkam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic shark.

Kapsadkam created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapsadkam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kapsadkam, it will turn you into a plant.

Kapsadkam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kapsadkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never pour water over plants.