Volyiklun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise lizard.

Volyiklun created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Volyiklun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Volyiklun, it will come to you in dreams.

Volyiklun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Volyiklun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not bounce in public.