Wonsabwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous hamster.

Wonsabwon created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonsabwon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wonsabwon, she will strike you with lightening.

Wonsabwon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wonsabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.