Gedsatflis is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody bird.

Gedsatflis created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gedsatflis, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gedsatflis, he will ignore you.

Gedsatflis' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gedsatflis' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven great tits approach from the west.

2. Gedsatflis loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never talk about fire.