Gubfet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent alligator.

Gubfet created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfet, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubfet, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gubfet's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gubfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from cyan pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Never paint your arms fawn.