Quafxuckmut Bestkim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust fairy.

Quafxuckmut Bestkim created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafxuckmut Bestkim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quafxuckmut Bestkim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quafxuckmut Bestkim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quafxuckmut Bestkim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from violet bats for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.