Lenyamarn is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish fish.

Lenyamarn created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenyamarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lenyamarn, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Lenyamarn's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lenyamarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not make images of living things.