Gomrullcen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful jellyfish.

Gomrullcen created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomrullcen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gomrullcen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gomrullcen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gomrullcen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.