Fumkamget is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy horse.

Fumkamget created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumkamget, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumkamget, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fumkamget's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fumkamget's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange scarves.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.