Kopvonkjat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind sheep.

Kopvonkjat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopvonkjat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kopvonkjat, it will turn you into a duck.

Kopvonkjat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kopvonkjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Always take life seriously.
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