Xucbaprip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, flying wolf.

Xucbaprip created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucbaprip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xucbaprip, she will turn you into a snail.

Xucbaprip's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Xucbaprip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Xucbaprip's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never paint your head white.

5. Never think about stars.