Wotfarntam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid deer.

Wotfarntam created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotfarntam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wotfarntam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wotfarntam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wotfarntam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near grasshopers while wearing gray corsets.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Pray towards the east.
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