Dobmanman is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish wren.

Dobmanman created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmanman, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dobmanman, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dobmanman's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dobmanman's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.