Rilflaglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, impressive gnu.

Rilflaglarn created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilflaglarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilflaglarn, he will destroy your home planet.

Rilflaglarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rilflaglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Do not consume melons at dawn.

5. Do not sprint at mountains.