Labgubtettidob is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident cobra.

Labgubtettidob created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labgubtettidob, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Labgubtettidob, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Labgubtettidob's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Labgubtettidob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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